Archive from February, 2015
Feb 25, 2015 - Communication    3 Comments

Satire

I’m writing to tell you that I’m a new boy at London Nautical.
London Nautical is one of most  beautiful schools  in London. The inside is  falling apart in summer with the natural holes cooling down the students. Home of idiots are fighting everyday on our shiny  football pitch – hold on, our school can’t afford one.

However we barely have P.E equipment for our lessons . whiles  jumping on coach’s  to go to play sports when other schools  laugh as we walk pass. Teacher must think that we are they children on the good side where on of the best in Lambeth at sports . The class is so clean you can eat the chewing gum of the bottom of table. The playground has a hole for swimming in the summer time with clean water you can drink  from. The teacher car some much that the car park is empty by 3:30 .  The floor so clean that student slip and brake the legs.

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